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Deadly serious golf…

Posted on 02 May 2008. Tags: ,

 Bill got a call from the coroner, who wanted to talk about his wife’s recent death. Bill told him the whole sad story. “We were on the third hole. Sally, my wife, was standing on the ladies tee about 30 yards ahead of the men’s box when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a rock, I knew immediately that she was dead. God only knows where the ball wound up.”

The coroner replied: “That explains the injury to her head, but what about the Maxfli embedded in her rectum?”

“Oh,” said Bill. “That was my provisional.”

 

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Somewhere in Scotland

 

 

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One Response to “Deadly serious golf…”

  1. barry male says:
    May 6, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    We need a sign like this one between the 14th & 15th at Jamberoo.

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