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Deadly serious golf…

 Bill got a call from the coroner, who wanted to talk about his wife’s recent death. Bill told him the whole sad story. “We were on the third hole. Sally, my wife, was standing on the ladies tee about 30 yards ahead of the men’s box when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a rock, I knew immediately that she was dead. God only knows where the ball wound up.”

The coroner replied: “That explains the injury to her head, but what about the Maxfli embedded in her rectum?”

“Oh,” said Bill. “That was my provisional.”

 

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Anger in Progress

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Somewhere in Scotland

 

 

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Brian O'Hare - who has written 714 posts on Australian Senior Golfer.

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One Response to “Deadly serious golf…”

  1. barry male says:

    We need a sign like this one between the 14th & 15th at Jamberoo.

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